“The Kirkland Signature breakfast sandwich, spiral butter croissant, give it to me. Applewood smoked bacon, egg and cheese. It's made with cage-free eggs, and there's an eight count in here of all of that beautiful sandwich goodness going for $14.99.”
“This is an extra extra large tube of original cheddar and sour cream Pringles. Okay, we're having a good time. You get two of the original, one of the other ones. It's four cans inside of one bursting with flavor just for you for $12.79.”
“Lemon pepper seasoning from Kinder's is here. I have been longing for this, I've been waiting for it. Sometimes they have the lemon butter, I'm about to pass out a little bit, that's how excited I am. If you don't have lemon pepper in your life, what are you thinking?”
“10 cups of the Ube flavored milk drink. So, Ube is like a purple sweet potato, a purple yam type of a thing, and here it is, you're going to get to drink it for $13.99.”
“Yum, sourdough pizza starter kit. Hand stretched, stone baked. It gives you three gourmet pizza crusts, three tomato sauce pouches, and it's made with sourdough. All you need are the toppings, okay?”
“Look who's back, Sabatino's Paleo Organic Basil and Cracked Black Pepper smoked chicken sausage. It's gluten-free and it's pork-free, non-GMO ingredients, no nitrites or nitrates added. Milk-free, soy-free, grain-free, no added sugar, it's everything.”
“Live More Organic Berry Blend. This one includes strawberries, blackberries, blueberries, and raspberries. And it's non-GMO, no sugar added. That's a lot of smoothies, that's a lot of yogurt toppings, that's a lot of just bowls of frozen fruit.”
“Beautyrest for your doggie. This comes in a size large and it's first-class sleep for your pups, okay? They're going to have quilted memory foam, extra dense foam base, freshness protection, rest easy with this little guy.”
“Duck duck goose, we've got duck jerky dog treats, contains 75% meat. Well, what's the other 25%? Slow-roasted, small batch, made with real duck, made in Germany. Okay, and it's here for you, well for your dog.”
“Chocolate chip cookie bar cake. So they took the bar cake and threw two chocolate chip cookies on the top, except for somebody took a bite out of this one before they did it. Rude. Chocolate chip vanilla sponge, chocolate sponge, chocolate icing, chocolate chip brownie bits, cookie whipped cream.”
“Sometimes when you get muffins it's like, why are these? These need to be dried out a little bit. They're a little wet. Interesting. Okay. 14 grams of protein, made with almond chia, eight individually wrapped little muffin tops.”
“Purely Elizabeth has the original salty-sweet granola now in a larger size, 34 ounces of it. So it's salty-sweet, crunchy ancient grain clusters with organic oats, chia, and coconut sugar. It is certified B Corporation, certified vegan, woman owned.”
“Snapdragon is having a moment just like everywhere I go these days. This is the Vietnamese Beef, beef flavored noodle soup, pho. So it's gluten-free and there are nine bowls in here, authentic rice noodles, pho soup paste, real sriracha.”
“The Gimme organic seaweed variety pack, which is ten sea salt and ten teriyaki. It's a twenty count, they're actually not so bad, they're kind of fun. These are organic and they're non-GMO certified.”
“Then next door the Kirkland Signature has the organic roasted seaweed snack, which I think this is actually kind of new because usually it's the Gimme one, so now Kirkland has theirs. This is a ten pack going for $9.99.”
“I love when the pilgrims leave us crispy wings, but have we tried it with the honey barbecue sauce? Always great in the air fryer, no added hormones or steroids, sauce packet is included. You're getting four pounds of it.”
“I am grabbing the three pound tub of Kirkland Signature organic Greek yogurt. I know you were wondering and now you know. 6.99. It's plain. If you add a little bit of cinnamon on there and you add a little tiny bit of honey and then you add some wild blueberries.”
“Zevia, now this is a soda I haven't tried yet. It's zero sugar, zero fake colors, zero fake sweeteners, zero... oh it's saying it again. All right, you get six flavors in this one. Wow, 30 count altogether. Creamy root beer, strawberry lemon burst, cola, orange dreamsicle, ginger ale, and Dr. Zevia.”
“I have heard of marry me chicken, have you heard of this? Rana is bringing it to you. It's a pasta meal kit with this pappardelle, grilled white chicken and tomatoes in a creamy sauce. I mean I think it looks delicious and I would marry you if you made this for me and then asked me.”
“Pita bread, ooh I love pita bread, I haven't had that in so long. Ooh this feels incredible. Excuse me sir while I pinch your cheeks. $6.99 and you get a nine count of the pita bread.”
“Disney Spring Train. Choo choo! They've got the whole crew here having a good time ready to go and I do see little lights here, they are not currently turned on but once you plug that baby in it's all good to go.”
“This is the giant Kerplunk. Never have I ever. I played with the mega Kerplunk like ten years ago. That was great, it wasn't like this. Those are some serious straws going on in there and the ball... this is going to be a lot of fun. $89.99.”
“And Hello Kitty year of the horse the eight-inch plush assortment. I didn't know it was the year of the horse but now I do. How cute are those? These are going for $34.99.”
“Ooh it's a good day when the Reese's Pieces come to town. 62 ounces of beauty. I will not be putting this in my cart because I will be eating them all and that is not okay. This is going for $13.99, I mean it's just the way life should be.”
“How about a moment of leisureliness from the Leisure Line fan back Adirondack in gray. Says gray white, I think it just means gray or white. Okay got it. This is made of recycled plastics. It's got a little lumbar goodness there, UV and weather resistant, low maintenance stainless steel fasteners.”
“Oh isn't she pretty? The cascading leaves fountain. Oh my, okay tell me about this one. Metal and resin construction, rust resistant finish as it should be, auto shutoff pump. There is some assembly required, but that's going to bring you so much.”
“Time to get ready to power wash. The BE Power Equipment gas pressure washer. Here it is in all of its glory and you're just going to pressure wash stuff, okay? And it's going to be happy and there's not a whole lot I can tell you other than that it's here. Okay, 429.99.”
“The 100-foot Rapid Flo garden hose. It's lightweight and it's tough and it's kink resistant. So you're getting it for $49.99 and did you know that you can get a five-year warranty on this guy?”
“Suncast 150-foot hideaway mobile hose reel. This is fantastic, it has wheels on the back, so wherever you need this hose to go, it's going. And then you can wrap it all up, keep it nice and pretty.”
“Storage shed. You got things to store, here's the shed for it. It's the horizontal resin shed. You can put wood in there it looks like and your trash cans. Made in the USA, $369.99.”
“If you want to go bigger go home, that's an option for the Suncast resin utility shed. I don't think that the lid, the top, the roof is coming off of this one but you've got some big doors to keep everything stored.”
“We've seen the mushrooms before but now they're here again. Hand-blown artisan glass. These are glass mushrooms that are going to light up your walkway. And it's an automatic on at dusk and off at dawn. Solar rechargeable.”
“It's here! We have Easter spring dresses. Oh these are pretty. $18.99. Let's get close, the butterflies are butterflying and I love it. This actually feels kind of nice, you know how some of these can be kind of scratchy? Feels nice. So pretty.”
